WELL, EVERYBODY STOP NOW.
If you thought you were going to make a hilarious Christmas card to send to your friends and family this year then give up.
One 22-year-old college student has already won and you can go back home.
After being single for a number of years, John Olmstead decided to laugh along with it, rather than – you know – be incredibly sad during the festive season.
It looks pretty normal right here:
But then we get hit with the real deal, and it's even better:
Embracing his singledom is something that he quite enjoys doing, Olmstead admitted when he was interviewed by Buzzfeed.