It’s happened to most of us in our lives.
You’re chatting away to a nice guy online, and you’re really connecting, and he shares your opinion on pineapple on pizza, and has a good job, and hasn’t said “g2g” once, and…
… then he asks you for a naked selfie.
Naked selfies is the increasingly popular trend that is seeing men and women alike negotiating the fine line between distorting their body into a sexy position whilst showcasing their wares.
Good lighting and a lo-res phone camera helps, as does a healthy dose of I’M GOING TO MAKE YOU REGRET EVER ASKING ME attitude.
Meet Twitter user and all-round legend “@Jwzayn”, who has kicked a dude’s virtual butt when she was requested to send through a naked selfie this week.
How? Instead of sending through the request shot, she send a screenshot of a loading screen, leaving him waiting… and waiting… and waiting…
Watch and learn:
We’re guessing this is the point the dude starts to descend into tech rage, whilst our girl descends into uncontrollable laughter…
He’s pretending like he’s cool with the “LAUGHING TEARS HAHA I’M FINE THAT’S HILARIOUS” emoji, when really he was wailing into this Minecraft-themed doona cover, looking like this:
Do you think he’s realised by now that a “loading” image should have a moving spinning wheel, not a stationary one? Clearly the blood had drained from his head to his… ahem.
Anyway, Sassy Queen @Jwzayn has inspired a legion on Twitter fans, who are rotating that “loading” image among themselves to dish out to whatever poor, unsuspecting bloke who was just hoping a glimpse of some booty.
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