Heidi, must you?

So I asked Mr Google and discovered that alas, to my extreme journalistic disgrace, it was not true.
IT WAS 8 WEEKS AFTER GIVING BIRTH. Which is so much better. The shot above is from that actual parade. I look a lot like that now as I parade around the house, 6 weeks post-partum. You?
More importantly, do you think she’s wearing a maternity pad in those knickers?

Nice of Seal to come along and sing supportively.