Over the weekend, I gave birth… to a Yoni Egg.
I know. What the hell?
Yoni Eggs have been used by women for around 5000 years. They are polished stones, shaped like eggs and worn inside the vagina.
My sexuality coach Rosie Rees gave me one to try about 18 months ago. She said it would help me have greater sex and tighten the pelvic floor muscles.
I jumped at the idea, so she handed over three jade stones of all different sizes. I mean, who doesn’t want better sex?
All three of the egg-shaped jade stones had little holes in the end to tie a string through, so you could easily extract it.
She said, ‘Pop it up there and you’re on your way.’ Not once did she tell me I would have to give birth to it.
Now in hindsight, it makes sense.
I do know you push babies out… But eggs? Wtf?
You’d think at 32 I would be more in tune with my girly bits. But to be honest, I’ve never really been into exploring myself sexually.
Don’t get me wrong — I have a great sex life with my partner, but I have never really been one to go exploring down there on my lonesome. For someone who is quite open about their sex life, the thought of exploring my own bits, irks me a little.