My Names Gizmo, I am a hairless Chinese Crested. That’s right, HAIRLESS. No hair, none, zip, nuda (okay, maybe a little bit on my ears).
I know I'm pretty.
I was born this way, before you give me any of your pity, and I am proud of my hairlessness.
Though there are a couple of downsides to being a naked pooch.
The first is that I get super cold. My favourite place is either chilling in front of the heater in winter, cuddled up with my fur friends or under the blankets.
The other is having to wear ridiculous outfits. My owners have bought me them all. Hawaiian shirts, princess dresses, sunflower tops, striped pyjamas. But the worst of all is the onsie!
I hate all of them. Dogs don’t need to be dressed up like a taco!
Seriously, Mum? Seriously.
You get the picture. It’s totally embarrassing. What kind of dog does this make me in the world. Especially when they take me for walks to the dog park. You can only imagine the looks I get from the other pooches at the park while I'm have my puppy-chino.
So, one day I sat and pondered. How could we eradicate these awful outfits for good? Someone should get one of those “electric blanket” things just for dogs. And then BAM!
My life changed forever.
My humans bought me this HEATED DOG BED! And it was only 30 bucks! Who would have thought they could have been so in tune to my thoughts?