"Let’s Talk About Sex Ba-by."
Or rather, "Let’s talk about how hard it is to have a sex life once you have babies."
Hmm ok, slightly less catchy...
Still, I’m talking about it.
I know. Ugh. Parents having the S.E.X. Gross. We all like to pretend it doesn’t happen.
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Remember that time when you walked into your parents' room and heard a ruffle of sheets moving frantically and saw a slightly sweaty, red-faced Mum emerge from under the doona?
That’s the shit you place in the "DO NOT OPEN" file, deep in the back of your brain. Now you’re probably opening that file. I apologise. Shake it off. Stay with me.
Ironic, isn’t it? You do the deed. You produce beautiful babies. Then, unbeknownst to them, those babies make it their mission to ensure you never climax again.
Congratulations on the arrival of your brand new c*ckblocker.
In our house, my husband and I have a bedroom next to our children. It’s close. Like sharing a wall kind of close. So yeah, it forces some creative thinking.