Every so often something comes into your life that makes you stop and clutch your heart.
“Holy God”, you think. “That is genius.”
Today is one of those days.
Because someone has invented A HAIR ELASTIC SUBSCRIPTION SERVICE THAT WILL SEND YOU HAIR TIES (AND BOBBY PINS) EVERY MONTH.
This is not a drill. This is not even an ad for this place, I just need to tell you about it, in the interests of being helpful to every woman who has lost approximatley 6,578,9943 bobby pins in her lifetime. You pay as little as $2 a month, and elastics and bobby pins appear for you, at your door.