For many of us, Australian Survivor looks like a nightmare.
Watching the stranded castaways build their shelter out of palm leaves, wash their hair in salty sea water and survive on a diet of plain rice and beans had me rocking back and forth in the foetal position three nights a week.
In case you're feeling a little wistful over Kristie's surprise win and are considering applying for the show NEXT YEAR (yep, it's back for a second season!), I'm here to remind you about ALL THE GROSS THINGS that happened during their 55 day stay in Samoa.
Warning: ickiness ahead.
That time Connor burnt his hand on the fire on the VERY. FIRST. DAY. Blisters + dirt = not fun times.
When Kate had a BOIL growing in her armpit, and Jonathan LaPaglia had to watch while a syringe drained all of the pus.
We literally CANNOT WATCH this footage.