There is a grandma in the US who quilts. Giant Penises. Made of polyester.

She quilts giant polyester penises.

Her name is Holly Stewart, and she’s officially better than every other grandmother on earth:

Stewart came to the internet’s attention after launching a Kickstarter campaign to try and raise money for an art exhibition featuring her creations. She was after $250, and thankfully managed to reach $300 fairly quickly. SO THE GIANT QUILTED POLYESTER PENIS EXHIBITION WILL GO AHEAD.

On top of all this epic brilliance, Stewart explains in the video she provided that her interest in penises came about after taking a job at a dildo factory:

Your grandma will not be as good as this grandma until she is a giant quilted polyester penis-making artist who used to work in a dildo factory.

That’s just a fact.