The Australian Formula One Grand Prix is on today and I’m here to talk about serious sports stuff. Because SPORTS.

Only joking. I wouldn’t do that to you.

If you’re anything like me, just the thought of watching a bunch of cars racing around a track for hours but never really getting anywhere is too much.

Serena Williams schools us in how not to apologise for your work on Mamamia Out Loud.

There’s too many cars, too many people, too many tyre changes, and way too many overpriced buckets of chips.

You’d rather curl up in a ball, watchBeacheson repeat, and serenade your dog, because he’s the real wind beneath your wings.

So I’ve put together a comprehensive list of all the things I’d rather be doing today, instead of yelling out words like ‘ooohhh, that was a close one’ and ‘cockpit’:

Watching yet another episode of Married At First Sight. WHEN WILL IT END? Image via NBC.

Three Difficult Women on Mamamia Out Loud.

What would you rather be doing?