Grammys red carpet 2020: All the bizarre moments.

Ahem.

Please tell your Aunt Joanne to be QUIET because we have some serious dissecting to do.

You see, it’s Grammys day.

Which means celebrities are currently fighting each other for the most attention-seeking red carpet arrival and, obviously, we must talk about it.

Lizzo has quite literally emerged as a beacon of sanity amidst a crowd of Hollywood insanity.

Behold, the eight red carpet scenes that require your immediateattention.

Ariana Grande has sore feet, pls.

Well.

Ariana Grande has reached the level of fame whereby she can decide to take a seat in themiddleof the Grammys’ red carpet because A) she’s bored B) she’s over wearing heels and C) Lizzo can wait, thanks.

"Just give me 10 mins, k?"

Well. Some people need to spend time in the naughty corner.

Look. When there are people like Lizzo on the red carpet:

Lizzo looks DIVINE. Div-ine.

And Jameela Jamil:

Hello, Jameela Jamil

AndliteralHollywood royalty in the form of Chrissy Teigen and John Legend:

All hail John Legend and Chrissy Teigen.

I feel as though it is inappropriate to be doing things such as... this.

WHO ARE YOU.

But also this.

Lizzo would not be impressed. Actually, who am I kidding, yes she would.

His name is Ricky Rebel and he's a singer. Allegedly.

Obviously, he eventually got escorted away.

Just because your name is "Rebel" doesn't mean you have to... never mind.

Onwards.

Relatedly, please dress up more.

Excuse me. But Australian producer Flume and his girlfriend Paige Elkington were, frankly, horrifically under-dressed.

Sorry, but are you aware that YOU ARE AT THE GRAMMYS.

Sir, please tuck in your shirt. But more importantly, why are you wearing runners????????

"Don't talk to me."

Billie Eilish has found one way to avoid small talk. Honestly, what a problem solver. What a bad guy. (Apologies.)

Billie Eilish is an actual genius.

"I'm srs."

The political statements were... extensive.

Oh. While Ariana was having a good ol' sit down, the next in line for the red carpet were making loud political statements in unorthodox ways.

For example, actress Megan Pormer whose dress stated "NO WAR IRAN" while wearing the United States and Iran flags in the form of a cape.

Actress Megan Pormer took the time to campaign.

And also Joy Villa being... Joy Villa.

I don't know for sure, but I think she wants President Donald Trump to be re-elected this year.

Mosquito nets had a moment.

Ain't nobody got time to be bitten by mosquitoes at the Grammys, am I right Billy Porter?

Billy Porter is under there. Allegedly.

Porter wins most practical outfit of the night award.

The Jonas Brothers were in attendance.

And their wives. All six of them are nice to look at.

That is all.

Not sure if the year is 2008.

Nick Jonas and Priyanka Chopra. They are... beautiful.

Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner.

Kevin Jonas and Danielle Jonas.

Tyler the Creator revealed his side hustle.

Oh. It turns out Tyler the Creator is also a bellboy in his spare time. He had a shift ending precisely 30 minutes prior to the commencement of the Grammys.

He therefore didn't have time to change etc etc.

I like that he not just brought a suitcase, but he packed it too. And opened it up to show all his Hollywood friends.