Please tell your Aunt Joanne to be QUIET because we have some serious dissecting to do.
You see, it’s Grammys day.
Which means celebrities are currently fighting each other for the most attention-seeking red carpet arrival and, obviously, we must talk about it.
Lizzo has quite literally emerged as a beacon of sanity amidst a crowd of Hollywood insanity.
Behold, the eight red carpet scenes that require your immediate attention.
Ariana Grande has sore feet, pls.
Ariana Grande has reached the level of fame whereby she can decide to take a seat in the middle of the Grammys’ red carpet because A) she’s bored B) she’s over wearing heels and C) Lizzo can wait, thanks.
Well. Some people need to spend time in the naughty corner.
Look. When there are people like Lizzo on the red carpet: