There were absolutely huge scenes on Gogglebox last night as our couch-bound critics devoured a euphemism-heavy episode of Jamie Oliver’s cooking show.
The extra meaty special had Hollywood heartthrob Orlando Bloom measuring his skills in the kitchen against Jamie’s pal Jimmy.
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When Orlando revealed he once tried to cook a salmon steak in his birthday suit, many of the Goggleboxers reminisced about the time he was caught with his pants down, on a paddle board with then-girlfriend Katy Perry.
Melbourne’s Anastasia missed the ethically questionable paparazzo shots, and reached for her smartphone to have a good ol’ fashioned perve.
“Ooh, f*ck me drunk, let’s have a look,” she told her buddy, Faye.
Her reaction was sizeable.
“Oh my God, Faye! It’s a whopper!” she screamed.