Nope.
No thank you, please.
Glitter sunscreen is now a thing and it shouldn’t be.
It… it… can’t be good for your bits?
I feel sweaty and uncomfortable just thinking about it.
Here are 7 reasons glitter sunscreen should definitely not be a thing:
1.It would get in your bits.
You know what gets in your bits when you go to the beach? Sand.
You know what else you don’t need in your bits when you go to the beach? Glitter.
Your bits can only handle so many foreign objects hitching a ride home from the beach.
2. It could blind you.
I’m pretty sure putting glitter sunscreen on your face could lead to blindness ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
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It's perhaps also worth noting that glitter is usually made from plastic. The ocean and other waterways are already littered with more than enough plastics that glitter sunscreen is definitely not needed. The tiny glitter particles will only continue to break up into smaller pieces and be ingested by wildlife. Glitter is no longer cool, it is an environmental disaster! Surely there's other ways to sparkle without damaging the environment (and potentially your eyes and lady/man bits)?!