No thank you, please.
Glitter sunscreen is now a thing and it shouldn’t be.
It… it… can’t be good for your bits?
I feel sweaty and uncomfortable just thinking about it.
Here are 7 reasons glitter sunscreen should definitely not be a thing:
1.It would get in your bits.
You know what gets in your bits when you go to the beach? Sand.
You know what else you don’t need in your bits when you go to the beach? Glitter.
Your bits can only handle so many foreign objects hitching a ride home from the beach.
2. It could blind you.
I’m pretty sure putting glitter sunscreen on your face could lead to blindness ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.