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Gisele Bundchen wore a burqa to enter a plastic surgery clinic. Classy.

Gisele Bundchen, ex-Victoria’s Secret model and one of the best looking women on the planet, has just had a few nip and tucks, but we aren’t supposed to know.

How do we know we aren’t supposed to know?

Because she attempted to disguise herself by wearing a burqa.

According to The New York Post, Gisele and her sister were reportedly spotted getting out of their chauffered vehicle and sneaking into the International Clinique du Parc Monceau, a fancy cosmetic surgery clinic in Paris.

Gisele Bundchen modelling, and on the cover of the New York Post.

As Gisele is now finding out thanks to a social media outburst, a burqa proooobably wasn’t the best choice of disguise. Firstly, the traditional Muslim wear is banned in France, even for supermodels. Secondly, it’s currently the holy month of Ramadan.

And thirdly, she didn’t wear it properly. Muslim women do not wear open-toed shoes. Gisele wore some fancy pretty model-y thongs, which lead to her being recognised. SPRUNG.

“If you didn’t want to be seen, you might have picked something less loaded, something devoid of religious and cultural significance” wrote New York Post reporter, Barbara Hoffman.

Like maybe one of these full-body disguises, Gisele? Next time you want to be sneaky, these might be a less offensive choice.

Just thinking out loud.
No one would know you had new boobs under these costumes.

And the biggest issue of all: WHY is Gisele getting plastic surgery? The supermodel was once quoted as saying ‘no way’ to surgery enhancements, vowing to never go under the knife because she wanted to age gracefully like her mother.

Whoops. Gravity’s a bitch, hey Bundchen? Of course, it’s her body and she can do whatever she wants, but for the sake of women everywhere: please, Gisele. You are bloody gorgeous. If YOU are turning to surgery, what hope have the rest of us?

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