Hi! Hello. Hey!
So here’s the thing. I ain’t going be here for a long time, namely because you’re about to watch me try to concoct an entire story out of pink leather.
But I did come – ha, obviously – for a good time. Namely because of the pink leather thing. And Gigi Hadid. And farshun. Oh, and journalism too.
You can imagine, I bet, when Gigi Hadid steps out in the kind of outfit I would dare only to dress my old Bratz dolls in, it’s best to draw attention to it. Even write an ode to it.
So, here, I present to you the best outfit of 2017 as decided by me. (Also known as one with no expertise but enough ego to think I have the power to.)