I hold this crippling envy towards women who have hands that are more decorative than my entire body. I lust after long, shiny and glittery digits. I just cannot justify the $50+ price tag it takes to get into the Fancy Nail Squad. Also, having nails longer than a centimetre apparently renders me incapable of functioning in day-to-day life. Spending $50 and not being able to text for a month? No thank you.
$2,700, you guys. She spent two thouuuuusand and seven HUNDRED dollars.
Yes. YES. I know. This is Crazy Town.
Wanna see? That’s a dumb question — of course you do! Feast your eyes on these bad boys.
Just look at that metallic goodness. Look at the mini crystals tucked behind the nail! This is all Fan-cee and Fashun with capital F’s.