We’ve met someone.
They’re warm, they look great naked sprawled amongst the messed up linen, and they can’t resist a cuddle.
Like, they literally cannot resist because they are this 120cm long carrot pillow.
Swoon. Source: Etsy
Carrot never leaves dirty dishes in the sink. Carrot never backseat-drives or judges you for eating noodles in bed on a Sunday night.
Instead, Carrot just sits, silently appreciating your beauty and mops up the sweet chilli sauce you inevitably spill all over the covers. Carrot loves to veg out.
Carrot is perfect. And retails on Etsy for around $135, which, granted, is a tad pricey, but can you put a dollar value on true happiness?