I attended a black tie event last night. I was not invited and I was not dressed for it.
I was wearing an $8 sweater from Kmart and jeans I ripped myself. If I could describe my look it would be: scummy boyfriend.
Yet I still managed to get in.
I would now like to share the seven things I learned about crashing exclusive parties. May this advice guide you well (past the woman with the guest list.)
1. Act like you don't care. You could not give a flip if you get in or if you go home.
There was one person in my group who was on the guest list. While they spoke to the kind lady at the door, the rest of us made very bored faces at our phones.