
Here atMamamia, we’re having Bachelor and Bachelorette withdrawals.
Think clammy palms, nervous twitches, night sweats. OK it’s not quite that dramatic, but the end of Sophie Monk’sThe Bachelorette has left a void in our hearts that desperately needs to be filled. And you being here suggests you might be feeling it too.
No matter what anyone says, it’s only
mildly strange
normal to miss the friendly faces we hung out with every Wednesday and Thursday night for the last five years. Which is why we’re here to lift all of our spirits with a reminder of all the Bachelor and Bachelorette contestants you forgot you, well, forgot.Yes, Sam and Snez are bloody cute, and it doesn’t really get any better than Tim and Anna. But these characters right here are the ones worth remembering.
Dani Sanby,The BachelorSeason One

Remember me? Image: Ten.
In Australia's very first taste of The Bachelor, Dani was our original Bach villain. After making it into Tim Robards' final four only to be sent packing, the then-event manager described her villain-esque behaviour as that of a "sexually-aggressive psycho". Her words.
In 2017, it's pretty hard to find a trace of Dani on the internet (which is probably intentional, mind you). However, if her Facebook page is anything to go by - yes we stalked, but this is a judgement-free zone because you clicked on this post - Dani's made the move from events over to marketing.

By all accounts, Dani look really happy. Image: Facebook.
NEXT!
Georgia Tripos, The Bachelor Season Four

It's hard when your non-boyfriend doesn't give you the attention you deserve. Image: Ten.
Ohh Georgia. Georgia had a bit of a rough time on the show, never really getting the time with Richie she thought she deserved. She also gave us one of the most expletive-filled limo interviews in the franchise's history, which is always something good to be known for.
Unfortunately, Georgia's not having much of a better time in 2017 - the real estate agent by day was charged with running a large-scale drug syndicate, including the trafficking of ice and cocaine in July of this year.
Understandably, her Instagram count has been deactivated.
If convicted, she faces 25 years in prison.
David Witko,The BacheloretteSeason One

When you're surrounded by... peasants. Image: Ten.
Remember David Witko from Sam Frost's season ofThe Bachelorette? Not to be confused with fellow contestants Dave, or Davey...
After grossing us all out as the model who really,reallyenjoyed reminding us of his occupation, David's Instagram indicates he's still working as some kind of Insta model/influencer... oh, and he's dating Leah Costa from Matty J's season this year. Yep.
Ali Oetjen,The BachelorSeason One

Bless. Image: Ten.
Forget Jarrod, Ali from Adelaide was season one's stage five clinger. Aside from beingveryin love with Tim, Ali was quite lovely, and when Tim didn't give her a rose, we legitimately felt her pain.
According to Ali's Instagram, she's a 'Active & Healthy Lifestyle Motivator', who dabbles in writing ebooks with recipes and eating plans these days. Based on every image she posts, the influencer likes eating fruit - a hell of a lot of fruit.
She also engaged David Waldeck in 2015... no word on their current relationship status, though, and judging by her images, we suspect the pair aren't together anymore.
Davey Lloyd,The BacheloretteSeason One

Fact: You can't be a grown up and also be called 'Davey'. Image: Ten.
Ahhh Davey. Davey Lloyd was, well, how should we put this... a bit of a f*ckboy. Pretty much the Sam 'Cans' Cochrane of our first season of The Bachelorette, Davey was the guy that insisted he was ready to settle down in his mid-20s, while wearing backwards caps and hipster hats.
Look, we're not really sure what Davey's doing for money these days, but what we do know is that he's been travelling, he still wears hats, and he may or may not have started an urban clothing line ending in co.
Amber Gelinas,The BachelorSeason Two

"Will you accept this rose?" Yeah, nah. Image: Ten.
The token 'foreign' contestant in He Who Shall Not Be Named's season of The Bachelor, Amber was the girl who 'hated drama'. She also was the one who always started all the drama. And because she hated drama so much, she decided to add some more drama to the show by refusing to accept Blake's rose.
These days, the Canadian is working as a model, actress and writer. She also might be dating a guy named Charles... according to Instagram, they've almost been together for three years.
Nina Rolleston,The BachelorSeason Three
In Sam Wood's season of The Bachelor, Nina Rolleston was everyone's best friend. That was, until she dropped people's secrets into the pot to give it a big old stir.
In 2017, Nina is living her best life in Brisbane. She's kinda gone incognito, chopping and dying her long black hair and leaving her Bach days far, far behind.
Amy Clark
Lifestyle Editor
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