Things are about to get a lil’ bit gross.
You see, Nicole Cliffe, the former editor of The Toast, asked people on Twitter to tell her about the worst things they’ve ever eaten.
And the people motherflippin’ delivered.
Tell me about the worst thing you’ve ever eaten.
— Nicole Cliffe (@Nicole_Cliffe) March 12, 2018
The people, well, they’ve been eatin’ a lot of bugs and mould ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ and not as many smoothie bowls and avocados as you’d expect.
They’ve also been emotionally scarred from eatin’ all those bugs and mould and what not and they need to tell us all about it.
Anyhoo, get the bucket ready and read through these bad boys.
Wow. Okay. I haven’t told this story outside of friends/family. We had a puppy. We were in the house making s’mores over the fireplace. It was dark. I dropped my chocolate. What I picked up and put in my mouth was not chocolate. It was dog poop.
— Sarah (@TheTennisstorm) March 12, 2018