We’re trying to be mature…

The Met Gala brought us some seriously strange shit in the arena of fashion, but we weren’t expecting to see a penis on the red carpet.

FKA Twigs – musician, owner of strong brow game and fiance to sparkly vampire dude Robert Pattinson – slipped a peen into her dress and pretended like it was a totally normal occurrence.

Check it out:

Robert Pattison and FKA Twigs. See the peen?

Don’t see it yet? How about now?

PENIS. THERE IT IS.

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H/T: Buzzfeed

Want to see some more accidental penises? Of course you do.

A penis or a nun?

The penis is choking me

Destination penis reached

My island is your penis

Drink it.

And that folks, is how a penis grows

Well, that lit me up

Sightseeing penis

Shine bright like a penis

Thud went the penis

In the market for a Penis?

This penis has a bender

The Brick's penis serves cold drinks

Capture the penis

Well, that's erect

Eat me! said the penis

Oh, was that meant to be a candle?

Jelly penis

The penis is a palace

This one dried out

That is a nice boulder

stain-glassed penis

some are hairy, get over it

Yum! Get in me

And in Philidelphia, there is a giant penis on its way

Double mounting. speaks for itself

oh god, it burns!

A penis is one of God's wonders

Sticky. Stick it good

And hey, if you’ve missed the red carpet from the Met Gala, we’ve got you covered.

Met Gala 2015

Met Gala 2015