It’s 2016, and in case you missed it, if you’re pregnant it is no longer enough to be simply growing a mini human inside your womb.
You might literally be growing a pair of eyeballs, a few kidneys and 20 toes while you sleep, but unless you’re up at 5am to run a goddamn marathon, it would seem you have fallen pathetically short.
Enter: The ‘fit mum’.
If you have a little-known app named ‘Instagram‘, you’ve no doubt seen her in her natural habitat.
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She’s six months pregnant, and her stomach looks much like mine after a burger.
She’s always in a bikini, with no stretch marks to be seen.
She’s lifting weights days before giving birth, and SOMEHOW boasts a fully-fledged six pack over the top of her discrete baby bump.
Allow me to demonstrate.