FINALLY. I’ve worked out what’s going on with Gwyneth’s New Hotness (although not her neck – that remains a mystery).

MY NEW POST IS UP AT ESSENTIAL BABY…..

First, Gwyneth
cuts off her hair. About a foot of it, from waist to shoulder. Next,
she starts wearing very high heels. Skyscrapers. Then, her skirts get
really short and her dresses really tight. Finally, her make-up becomes
more pronounced. Lots of heavy eyeliner. Visible lipstick. Sexy.

This transformation is a shock. Because for the past five years or so, Gwyneth has had three main looks:

1. YOGA-MUESLI
   GWYNETH: Lycra and stretch cotton separates in neutral colours worn
   with trainers or thongs and a yoga matt tucked under her arm.
2. SLOANEY-MOM GWYNETH: expensive jeans, ballet flats, fitted jacket and scarf around her neck.
3. DESIGNER-TRICKY GWYNETH: complicated, androgenous “pieces” that look more like origami than clothing. Directional but ugly.

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