Everybody knows a Katie.
Katie likes to message at 7:07pm to tell you she’s very sorry, but she’s running a little bit late due to unforeseen circumstances and will be there in 10. She turns up at 7:33pm puffing and profusely apologising, muttering something about her dog’s sore foot and how she thought he might need surgery but in fact it was just a bindi so not to worry (no one was worried).
Katie sometimes replies to your messages straight away, and sometimes she takes two and a half weeks. There is no in between.
Katie leaves her passport in airport bathrooms, and her driver’s license on the bar. Her wallet is on a bus on its way to the other side of the country, and her phone is most definitely cracked in three places.
Katie doesn’t know if it’s June or maybe early March. Her calendar app doesn’t work and no one knows why. She bought a diary from Kikki K for $45, but she lost it in February. Luckily she wasn’t too fussed because it had nothing written in it anyway.
Katie might need reminding to transfer you that money she owes you from drinks, and unless you write it on her hand, you are not getting that book back.
And the thing about Katies, is that they’re always friends with Nicoles.
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Australian comedian Geraldine Hickey introduced us to Nicole at the Melbourne International Comedy Special.
Every group of friends needs a Nicole, especially on holiday, she explained. “Nicole comes in and she’s like: ‘Righto girls, this is what we’re doing! Buffet finishes at 10, you want to get there before 9:30, that’s when they stop cooking the pancakes, you want to get in on those pancakes, they’re good pancakes.
“The first bus leaves from the hotel at 10:15, we’re going to be on that bus for a morning of shopping.