Most importantly, Cher. Oh, and did I mention CHER?!?
We must start with Cher for reasons I do not need to articulate. Cher made three outfits changes, again, for reasons I do not need to articulate.
Outfit numero uno was photographed by many, including our very own Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull. Because… Cher.
— Gladys Berejiklian (@GladysB) March 3, 2018
But a swift outfit change by Cher does not at all mean extravagance is compromised. Here and throughout the night, Cher popped on a different wig as well as a saucy, shiny one piece.
There are hearts on her boobs, by the way, which is a wardrobe decision we back 100%.