Welcome to Mamamia Rogue’s Shocker, Hero and Whinger of the Week.
You guys know the deal, but if not here’s a bit of a refresher: Each week, we pick the biggest Shocker, Hero and Whinger from the last seven days. Shocker is whatever moment or person left our jaws on the floor. Hero is whoever won the week by being flat out amazing. And whinger? Well, that’s pretty much just someone who has had a major sooky-la-la moment.
So, let’s get to it.
Hero of the week goes to…
Brett Domino, who figured out the shockingly simple formula to making a hit pop song:
The bassoon really gives it a special something.
Shocker of the week goes to…
The absolute beacon of class and motherhood, Farrah Abraham.
After the roaring success of her specialty sex tape, Ms Abraham decided to launch a range of sex toys based on her own genitalia. And naturally, she dressed up as a sexy version of Frozen’s Elsa to promote her personalised silicone vaginas and bum holes.
We present these NSFW pictures without (further) comment:
Whinger of the week goes to…
This guy, who was pretty pissed off about getting arrested. But how can you be pissed off about getting arrested when you are wearing THE BEST POSSIBLE T-SHIRT TO GET ARRESTED IN:via
The US police sergeant who released the photo told the NY Daily News that the officers who spotted the t-shirt had a good old time laughing about it.
Micah Dailey, the young gentleman in the photo, was released on bail.
*Insert joke about passing go and collecting $200*
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