Talk is cheap. If you really want to know what someone is like, look at their face.
Siang Mien devotees claim you can know an enormous amount about a person simply by looking at their face. The Chinese have been practising the art of face reading for more than 3000 years and say our features speak a secret language, telling all about our character and hidden desires.
Don’t scoff just yet – there’s a certain logic to the craft.
We know for a fact no one has an identical face, not even identical twins. That’s because no-one has identical personalities. The human face is capable of making 7000 distinct expressions - we might only use a mere few hundred of these in everyday life, but the expressions we use the most leave a mark on our faces.
Face reading is fascinating stuff and devotees claim it provides loads of clues to character, admittedly some of it varied and contradictory.
Here’s a round up of the supposed giveaway sexual signs. If you come out of it in a flattering way, it has to be true. If not…well, saying “Your eyebrows tell me you’re addicted to sex” is one hell of a good opener at a dinner party.
Small and sparse: Zero interest in sex, major interest in zen. Think spiritual rather than sensual.
Thick and bushy: Sexually excessive. Feed with a steady diet of new erotic experiences or they’re likely to grab snacks-on-the-side.