Talk is cheap. If you really want to know what someone’s like, look at their face.
Well, that’s what Siang Mien devotees claim. The Chinese have been practising the art of face reading for more than 3000 years and say our features speak a secret language, telling all about our character and hidden desires. Don’t scoff just yet – there’s a certain logic to the craft.
We know for a fact no-one has an identical face, not even identical twins. That’s because no-one has identical personalities. The human face is capable of making 7000 distinct expressions – we might only use a mere few hundred of these in everyday life, but the expressions we use the most leave a mark on our faces.
Face reading is fascinating stuff, and devotees claim it provides loads of clues to character, admittedly some of it varied and contradictory.
Here’s a round up of the supposed giveaway sexual signs. If you come out of it in a flattering way, it has to be true. If not… well, saying “Your eyebrows tell me you’re addicted to sex” is one hell of a good opener at a dinner party.
Small and sparse: Zero interest in sex, major interest in zen. Think spiritual rather than sensual.
Thick and bushy: Sexually excessive. Feed with a steady diet of new erotic experiences or they’re likely to grab snacks-on-the-side.