Warning: this article contains spoilers for Emily in Paris season three.
Ah, Emily in Paris.
The show we all pretend to love ironically, but really just love. It's frothy, easy-to-watch entertainment set in one of the prettiest cities in the world. It's just genuinely enjoyable because it's ridiculous. We need to accept it.
But with that said, not everyone on the show is great (actually, most are... not) which lends itself to one of my favourite pastimes: ranking them.
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First, a quick word on those who are not important enough to make the official list. Sorry to them all:
- Antoine - After his and Sylvie's affair ended, Antoine just kind of... stayed around, giving us absolutely nothing. Thanks for financially investing in Gabriel's restaurant and for giving Alfie a job, though. We love convenient plot points that allow the two love interests to stay in the storyline!
- Pierre Cadault - I don't know much about fashion, but those dresses in the season two finale are irredeemable. Even after being hit by a car.
- Gregory Dupree - Annoyingly obnoxious, but I've got to admit to laughing every time someone called him 'Gagory'.
- Benoît - You simply cannot slay a Lady Gaga x Bradley Cooper cover and then GHOST SOMEONE, BENOIT!!!!
- Laurent Grateau - Sylvie's husband is hot but honestly somewhat indistinguishable from the many other... hot... French...men in this series.
- Erik de Groot - Tall, hot Dutch photographer does tall, hot Dutch photographer things and then disappears. No notes!
- Nicholas - He just straight up sucks (hot though).
- Camille's dad - An icon.
- Camille's mum - Not so much an icon.
Okay, now for the main event:
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