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The science lab poo.

I’m a scientist, and one day, I had to check on an experiment while my two-year-old was with me. Of course, that’s the time he chose to do a number three. It went all over him, and all the way down into his boots.

I had to strip him completely, and throw everything in the biohazard bin. Thinking I was just popping in for a second, I had left the baby bag in the car… of course.

So, I had to wrap him in laboratory sterile mats to get him home. I would have taken a photo, but I was so angry – at my husband. I thought, “My husband doesn’t have to deal with this sort of sh*t at work!” –Erica

The helicopter poo.

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The Oprah poo.

–Nama

The public loo poo.

The frequent flyer poo.

Alright, spill. Where’s the funniest place your kid/your mate’s kid pooped? Tell us in the comments.