The first wedding anniversary present is supposed to be paper.
The second wedding anniversary is cotton. The third is leather. And so on and so on, tradition, tradition, etc.
Is the sixth anniversary supposed to be sky-writing? Now it is.
Portia DeGeneres (nee De Rossi) just made this very sweet, if succinct, grand gesture in the sky.
If you squint, you can see teeny tiny writing that spells out “We’re happy. Stop printing stupid divorce rumours about us, you chumps.”
Can you see it?