When a story starts with, ‘We were in this really, really filthy Toyko dive bar’, you can safely assume it’s not going to end well.
Ed Sheeran proved precisely that during his Carpool Karaoke interview on The Late, Late Show this week.
As program host James Cordon gripped the wheel with white knuckles, one of Britain’s top three favourite gingers recounted his wild night with fellow superstar singer Justin Bieber.
“No security or anything, he came to this really, really filthy dive bar and… Oh God,” the 26-year-old said, putting his face in his hands.
“We ended up at this golf course and he put this golf ball in his mouth, and said, ‘Go on, hit it out.’
“I was pretty hammered, and I was like, ‘Focus, focus, focus. You can’t hit him. You can’t hit him. You can’t hit him.'”
You can probably guess where this is going…