That’s one way to ease the guilt.

“Thank you for looking at this piece of smutty lingerie. I have worn it only while drunk. It looks ridiculous otherwise. Try standing with it on, flat foot in broad day-light. It appears desperate.”

This is the start of an ad on eBay. The owner of the garment is a a 40-year-old woman with three kids who is desperately trying to get rid of the guilt.

The stunning piece of purple attire.

The ad goes on to explain that this piece of attire was used during an affair the owner had when she was 25, with a married man.

Back in her hey-day.

And if that isn't enough, the pre-loved garment is really only good for women pre-child birth - before your body starts to age.

So if you've still got a booty that you want to flaunt or - y'know - shake what your mama gave you - then this antic corset could be just what you're looking for.

The devilish purple delight sold for $33.15 to some lucky lass. The only catch - they needed to live at least 10, 000 miles away.

Would you buy it?

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Justin Timberlake's left over french toast.

An Air Guitar...

Vegemite

A set of USED dentures.

Virgin Mary toast cutter.

Grilled cheese of the Virgin Mary.

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