By SHAUNA ANDERSON
Just the thought of spiders makes me hunch over a little and my eyes dart around checking there isn’t anything black hairy and wiggly in the nearby vicinity.
That’s why this isn’t just scary it’s FREAKING TERRIYING.
This guy went on what was meant to be the holiday of a lifetime and ended up in a major international hospital with a spider burrowing in his stomach.
LIVING INSIDE HIM.
And moving up his chest.
Dylan Thomas’s Facebook page talks of normal, happy, everyday things in the weeks leading up to his holiday in Bali.
He sweetly describes his excitement a week before he is due to depart for his holiday.
He then writes of the thrill of waking up knowing he had just 24 hours to go till his holiday.
His everyday, classic trip to Bali.
Beer, cheap t-shirts, sunburn.
That’s what he was expecting.
Not something like the chest-buster scene from Aliens, or that bug that gets sucked out of Neo’s stomach in Matrix.
Not a giant f**king spider inhabiting his body.
(Ok, so it was actually tiny but it LIVED IN HIS BODY)
Dylan Thomas from Bunbury in West Australia had been doing the normal Bali-holiday thing for just three days when his body was invaded.
He woke up to find this.
A bizarre red trail running 5cm from his naval towards his chest.