Dr Pimple Popper removes an "egg yolk" from a woman's forehead and OH GOD.

Let’s start this with a public service announcement. If you’ve just eaten, are about to eat, or ever want to eat again, for the love of all that is holy, hit the ‘save for later’ button and revisit this at a more convenient time. Like, right before bed or when you’re getting ready for a date. 

Okay, good. With that out of the way let’s get down to today’s pimple popping business with the world’s resident specialist in pus and other weird bodily secretions, Dr Sandra Lee.

Our patient is a mother of five and grandmother of 12, who after nine long years of suffering finally decided to do something about the lump on her forehead.

And for the record, we're not talking a little bump or a Vesuvius-like pimple here, but rather, a lump the size of an egg.

AN EGG, DAMN IT.

According to Dr Lee, who has risen to fame by sharing videos of her removing the freaky s**t that lurks below people's skin, this woman's "egg" was a lipoma - a usually non-harmful fatty tissue growth that rarely causes pain.

Interestingly, lipomas usually appear on the neck, shoulders, arms, abdomen and back, which makes this lady's growth the golden egg of removals.

Throughout the removal, the woman seems uncomfortable but tells Lee both her daughter and granddaughter "love" watching Lee's videos and will likely see what's being filmed when it eventually goes live.

So really, she's doing it for the family?

Sadly, said egg didn't pop out in one smooth push as Lee had hoped, but required many small cuts and squeezes and pushes, making the lipoma look like soft serve that had been left out in the sun.

As I said before, watch when there's no food in your hand.

OK. As you were.