Let’s start this with a public service announcement. If you’ve just eaten, are about to eat, or ever want to eat again, for the love of all that is holy, hit the ‘save for later’ button and revisit this at a more convenient time. Like, right before bed or when you’re getting ready for a date.
Okay, good. With that out of the way let’s get down to today’s pimple popping business with the world’s resident specialist in pus and other weird bodily secretions, Dr Sandra Lee.
Our patient is a mother of five and grandmother of 12, who after nine long years of suffering finally decided to do something about the lump on her forehead.
And for the record, we're not talking a little bump or a Vesuvius-like pimple here, but rather, a lump the size of an egg.
AN EGG, DAMN IT.
According to Dr Lee, who has risen to fame by sharing videos of her removing the freaky s**t that lurks below people's skin, this woman's "egg" was a lipoma - a usually non-harmful fatty tissue growth that rarely causes pain.