Despite the human disaster that Donald Trump is, part of what lessens his horrific impact on us is the knowledge he is over 15,000 kilometres from Australia.
But we considered, what if he wasn’t that far away?
What if he wasn’t even one kilometre away, rather the person sharing the desk next to you.
Excuse us while we commence our deep breathing exercises.
If you need to debrief the US Presidential debate, we have you covered. (Post continues after audio.)
We experimented with a Trump look-a-like for a day in Mamamia HQ and you see the results, above.
And what you see below is what is actually going on inside Trump’s head: