If dogs could speak, what would they say?
It’s a question many of us have thought at some point before realising it would just be one run-on sentence: “I’m hungry, let’s walk, pay attention to me, pay attention to me, pay attention to me…”
But what about the things they wouldn’t say?
The video playing above captures some of our favourite phrases a dog would never say. We even recruited two fidos to act it out.
You’d be amazed what you can find on Airtasker nowadays. (Remember when we airtasked one of our writers a boyfriend for a day?)