Writing a list of what you want in a partner is a dating manifesto as old as time.
Sure, it might not seem very… romantic, but many people in relationships swear it’s the only way they figured out which traits they hold most important, and ended up finding exactly that in another human roaming the earth.
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Plus, let’s face it – after an embarrassing amount of disappointing Tinder dates, many of us are just about ready to try anything.
Some of us might even be one more unsolicited d*ck pic away from knocking on doors around the neighbourhood and asking if they have any sons.
Today’s relationship hopeful of the internet didn’t quite go that far – but she did curate a very specific list of requirements and leave it on a hiking trail with her email address in an effort to entice fellow outdoorsy types.
Points for creativity, eh?
But while the idea itself is a little… unorthodox, giving the wonderful people of Reddit fuel enough to troll their hearts out, it’s the 26-year-old’s list of requirements, nay, demands, that had people talking.
The Melbourne resident began by saying she was over the “superficiality of dating apps” (aren’t we all) and instead wanted to try to meet someone the old-fashioned way – without drinking alcohol (…oh).
“Dating apps have never turned out well for me,” she wrote, alongside a very real and triggering list of reasons why.