So, toast has officially jumped the shark.
There’s now deconstructed Vegemite toast and we all need to take a long, hard look at ourselves.
We’ve reached peak hipster and is there anything we won’t motherflippin’ deconstruct?
You can purchase the toast in question at Core Espressso cafe in Newcastle.
For just $7 you can get two slices of toast on a wooden platter, served with a scoop of butter and a smear (yes, a smear) of Vegemite.
It looks very fancy but also a lil’ bit poo-y.
Anywho, the internet has some thoughts… and feelings… and questions.
I prefer my vegemite on the toast, not as a skid mark.
— tobyoneKenoby (@tobyone07) April 18, 2018