It was not a Happy Meal.
It started off like any normal date.
Youtuber Joseph Ann picked up his girlfriend in his car and took her to McDonalds drive thru for a Crispy Chicken Deluxe meal with a Diet Coke.
(What’s that you say? That’s not a normal date? Are you sure? Am I doing this wrong?)
It was, in fact, the same McDonalds where the pair had their first date two years ago.
Cute, right? They both get a burger and then they go home to have anniversary sex but they can’t because the trans fat and additives are chugging around uncomfortably inside their stomachs? (Still just me?) It’s the ultimate two-year anniversary idea, right?
Because then Joseph proposed to his girlfriend with a ring stuck inside a Crispy Chicken Deluxe burger.
Quick note to Joseph: Literally nobody in the world wants to be proposed to with a ring stuck inside a burger while they’re wearing trackies in their boyfriend’s smelly car at a McDonalds drive thru.
Joseph’s girlfriend cannot even speak. She is struck dumb. She giggles, because everyone know giggling is what women do when they’re outrageously uncomfortable with a situation.
“You’re not serious?” She asks him. (Subtext: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?)
Joseph doesn’t get the hint. He smiles a cool guy smile like: Yeah, I knew you’d think this was awesome.
“This is not what you do! This is not what you do!” His girlfriend repeats, kind of crying now.
Joseph very slowly starts to get the hint. Wait, was this not what she wanted?
“Say something!” He insists, totally disregarding the fact that she has already said “you’re not serious” and “this is not what you do” many times, and is also crying. (Joseph – not the sharpest tool in the shed.)