Hey cheaters, I just want to say: I get it.
When it comes to sex, you just don’t have any control whatsoever.
All those scientific studies highlighting just how often men think about sex are true, and I understand. It’s how your brains are wired. Whenever I get mad about how often men are busted cheating on their loyal partners, I simply use the chocolate analogy (explained in detail below) to get myself back into a sympathetic frame-of-mind.
Take Gavin Rossdale, for example. Gavin Rossdale is the lead singer of a band called Bush that was kind of popular in the nineties; but he was most famous for marrying singer Gwen Stefani whom we love and can do no wrong.
He and Stefani split after 13 years and three children together, Kingston, nine, Zuma, seven, and Apollo, 20 months, because he (allegedly) couldn’t keep his grubby little hands off cute, Australian nanny Mindy Mann. He (allegedly) spent the last three years involved in a torrid affair with her. So foul, so wrong, and entirely no judgement.
It’s also just rumours. It may not be true. Nothing has been proven. He may be innocent of these accusations. They may have just grown apart *cough*, *cheater*!