Hey cheaters, I just want to say: I get it.
When it comes to sex, you just don’t have any control whatsoever.
All those scientific studies highlighting just how often men think about sex are true, and I understand. It’s how your brains are wired. Whenever I get mad about how often men are busted cheating on their loyal partners, I simply use the chocolate analogy (explained in detail below) to get myself back into a sympathetic frame-of-mind.
Take Gavin Rossdale, for example. Gavin Rossdale is the lead singer of a band called Bush that was kind of popular in the nineties; but he was most famous for marrying singer Gwen Stefani whom we love and can do no wrong.
He and Stefani split after 13 years and three children together, Kingston, nine, Zuma, seven, and Apollo, 20 months, because he (allegedly) couldn’t keep his grubby little hands off cute, Australian nanny Mindy Mann. He (allegedly) spent the last three years involved in a torrid affair with her. So foul, so wrong, and entirely no judgement.
It’s also just rumours. It may not be true. Nothing has been proven. He may be innocent of these accusations. They may have just grown apart *cough*, *cheater*!
Here's how I try and make sense of it yet another celebrity husband being busted for cheating:
Say there was a block of chocolate lying unwrapped somewhere in my house, and I know I'm not meant to eat it. However knowing I'm not meant to eat it makes me want to eat it even more. I might be able to resist for a few minutes, maybe even almost an hour, but I'm eventually going to buckle, rush to the room and eat the whole damn thing. That's how I see it with Rossdale. When it comes to sex, men are like women with chocolate. We each have our strengths and weakness, right?
However the part of this whole situation I can't respect is how he was (allegedly) busted. All I can conclude is that he wanted to be caught or that he isn't as smart as he appears, because (allegedly) his loving wife simply stumbled upon sexually explicit messages and naked photos between the pair (the family iPad which was synced to Rossdale's phone). Seriously, if that's not head-slap-worthy, I don't know what is. Apparently this all went down last February and the couple settled on their divorce in August. Stefani has been furiously writing Rossdale-bashing songs ever since. Heal girl, heal. #blakeshelton