It includes a lot of caressing, slow motion and an Anastacia Steele lip bite.

David Beckham is a soccer player, proud owner of a neck tattoo, a husband and a father. But above all else, he is a very, very serious underwear model.

The 39-year-old filmed a spoof ad with Into The Woods actor and The Late Late Show host James Corden to promote a new line of underwear that will never be released anywhere.

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It’s strangely captivating, more for the sheer entertainment of watching Corden attempt the worm at Beckham’s feet, and slightly concerning when the tagline is spoken: D + J Briefs will make you feel supported, free, alive, cradled and…  sexually aroused, obviously.

You can watch the full video below.

If this post made you want to click through a gallery of the Beckham family, you’re in luck. 

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David and Victoria Beckham, 1999

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David Beckham looks pensive inked in angels

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David and Victoria Beckham at the Met Ball Gala 2014

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David and Victoria Beckham share a kiss

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Former England football captain David Beckham and his wife British fashion designer and singer Victoria pose for pictures on the red carpet upon arrival to attend the British Fashion Awards 2014 in London on December 1, 2014. AFP PHOTO/JUSTIN TALLIS (Photo credit should read JUSTIN TALLIS/AFP/Getty Images)

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David and Victoria Beckham at the Met Gala 2014

David and Victoria Beckham at the Met Gala 2014

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Mel C is sick of seeing this.

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The Beckham family arrive for Viva Forever! Press Night, a musical based on the songs of the Spice Girls.

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David and Victoria Beckham featured in an Emporio Armarni underwear advertisment

David Beckham and his daughter Harper.

David Beckham and his daughter Harper.

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