David Beckham stars in underwear spoof ad. Still looks perfect.

It includes a lot of caressing, slow motion and an Anastacia Steele lip bite.

David Beckham is a soccer player, proud owner of a neck tattoo, a husband and a father. But above all else, he is a very, very serious underwear model.

The 39-year-old filmed a spoof ad with Into The Woods actor and The Late Late Show host James Corden to promote a new line of underwear that will never be released anywhere.

Related: The oldest Beckham kid is dating someone famous.

It’s strangely captivating, more for the sheer entertainment of watching Corden attempt the worm at Beckham’s feet, and slightly concerning when the tagline is spoken: D + J Briefs will make you feel supported, free, alive, cradled and…  sexually aroused, obviously.

You can watch the full video below.

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