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Dear Daily Mail, we've fixed your front page. You're welcome.

While you’d be forgiven for trying to forget that “Brexit” ever happened, unfortunately for British Prime Minister Theresa May, for the next two years she’ll have little time to think about much else.

The WORLD LEADER is currently in Glasgow, where she met yesterday with Scotland’s First Minister Nicola Sturgeon to chat through some of the finer points of the impending two-year transition out of the European Union.

It was apparently a tense meeting — Sturgeon was under the impression the whole thing would take around 18 months,  allowing her to push for a second vote on Scotland’s independence, sooner rather than later.

Regardless, they had lots of important things to discuss, so naturally, this was the Daily Mail‘s coverage of their chat:

If you can’t read the fine print it says, “It wasn’t quite stilettos at a dawn, but there was a distinctly frosty atmosphere when Therese May met Nicola Sturgeon yesterday.”

Because they’re WOMEN, get it?!!

They’re wearing high heels. Har har har, hilarious.

LOOK AT THEIR LEGS.

Unfortunately, people just didn’t seem to get the high brow joke and Twitter users had a bloody field day.

To be fair, half of them probably just didn’t understand it because of their tiny female brains and underdeveloped senses of humour. Sigh.

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Anyway, to help the Daily Mail out we rejigged their front page.

We reckon it’s an improvement.

**scream internally, possibly forever**
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