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It’s not often Australia gets the hero we so deeply deserve.
But on this season of Married At First Sight that’s exactly what we got.
Her name is Cyrell and she likes to smash fruit bowls and yell “I AIN’T SCARED OF YOU BRUTHA” at unsuspecting security personnel.
Sometimes she feeds her fake husband chicken feet and giggles a lot, and sometimes she kicks off at dinner parties because there be cheatin’ scandals that need to be exposed.
On Sunday night’s episode of MAFS, Cyrell and her fake husband Nic chose to leave the experiment.
With their departure went all the fruit bowl smashing goodness from the show. Now, all we’re left with is Jessika with a k and Dan with the thick neck doin’ a cheat. And Trish saying “intimacy” a lot.
Here’s all the hilarious things Cyrell did this season:
1. She stopped swearing in front of the food.
During her wedding episode, when Cyrell and her brother Ivan were fighting over the fact she was going to fake marry a stranger on TV, their mum interrupted and said…
“DON’T SWEAR IN FRONT OF THE FOOD.”
And they… stopped swearing in front of the food.
2. She waxed Nic’s butt and giggled… a lot.
During ‘yes week’, Nic made Cyrell wax his butt as… punishment. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
She loved it.
Never has anyone giggled so much while waxing the back, crack and sack of someone they met two weeks ago and married for no logical reason.
3. Then she fed him chicken feet and a goose egg.
Nic then made Cyrell wear a maids outfit while she cooked him traditional Filipino food.
Being the hilarious bogan of all our dreams, she did a sneak and gave him chicken feet curry for the main and a goose egg for dessert.
It made her giggle… a lot.