No, we’re not okay here at Mamamia HQ.
We all wore Hillary Clinton-inspired pantsuits to work in what was meant to be an historic occasion, and now we’re feeling nothing short of devastated.
What we thought was clearly a very bizarre joke has turned into a disturbing reality, with Donald Trump emerging as the winner of the US presidential election.
We've been moving slowly through the stages of grief, and somehow, we've ended up at a stage we didn't know existed: trying-to-find-hope-in-this-hopeless-place.
But luckily, we've found the one and only cure for the pain of this tragic US election result: Getting. Ready. For. Christmas.
Hear us out.
You know what we all feel like doing right now? Putting up our Christmas trees. Decorating our homes in fairy lights. Buying Christmas presents. Listening to Christmas carols. Watching Love Actually. Comfort eating. Dressing up our pets. Pretending it's winter. Shirking responsibilities.