Cristiano Ronaldo is a pretty huge deal in the soccer world (SORRY, FOOTBALL).
So big, in fact, that he has had a statue of himself erected in his childhood home of Madeira, Portugal.
But not just any statue…it’s a BIG bronzed statue – that stands out BIG TIME:
The man himself with his, er, big statue.
See what we did there?
Yes, that is in fact – a somewhat ERECT statue, with a rather large bulge…down there.
check it out look at it from another angle:
One more look…