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This dog was forced to wear a neon hedgehog costume to protect her from predators and... omg.

I don’t think I even know what a coyote is, but their existence has led to the creation of a coyote vest for dogs and we should be eternally grateful.

Behold, Beanie.

Beanie’s face clearly says ‘I would rather be eaten’ but this tiny doggo/giant hedgehog is the internet’s new hero, with her photo receiving more than 60,000 likes.

Her sheepish expression. The neon pink. The menacing spikes.

There is so much to love.

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The CoyoteVest offers multiple layers of protection to ensure sweet lil dogs are safe.

Firstly, as the website states: “The unusual appearance makes your dog look strange in the eyes of a predator and may cause them to hesitate before attacking” and heck yes ain’t no coyote wanting to attack a neon pink hedgehog.

But if they do attack, the vest’s “formidable array” of shiny spikes defends the dog’s back and the neck and the vest is made with stab-resistant material that can withstand sharp canine teeth.

No today, coyotes.

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