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The Rocket. The Bermuda Triangle. The Sexy Spider.

All of these ridiculous Cosmo sex positions. But there’s a significant (awesome) difference.

Usually, Cosmopolitan magazine gives sex tips that focus on a guy’s pleasure and a woman’s empowerment, depending on which issue you pick up. They’re full-blown heterosexual at all times, and for many years, haven’t tried to court lesbian readers at all.

Until now.

Cosmo in the US just published their very first series of “ mind-blowing lesbian sex positions “. There are 28 of them, complete with bright pink sexy illustrations. And sure, some of them are ridiculous — but no more so than the time Cosmo instructed its readers to nibble a doughnut off their man-friend’s junk.

For example:

The Erotic Maypole.

How to: Stand facing each other and each wrap your left legs around the other person. Hug her close for support while she fingers you. Difficulty: <3 <3 <3 <3.

The Hot Hair Salon.

How to: Kneel behind your (also kneeling) partner and lightly tug on her hair while you reach around and finger her clitoris. Difficulty: <3 <3.

The Belly Dancer. 

How to: Have your partner lie on her back and sit on her so your clits rub together. Rest your hands on her upper thighs for support while you grind against her. Difficulty: <3 <3.

Each sexy girl-on-girl position comes with instructions and a difficulty rating.

They’re every bit as faux-kinky and borderline-hilarious as any other Cosmo sex tip, but that’s just the point. This is huge progress for a magazine that’s been defined by heterosexual sexy times for decades.

Brava, Cosmo. Brava, brava, brava.

The more we see and hear about lesbian sex and same-sex love, the more accepting we can expect people to be. That’s why we bring out this beautiful gallery of kisses every time we can.

Michael Sam, first openly gay NRL draft pick

(L-R). At front: Lola and Penny. At back: Ruby and Bonnie.

Hana Davies, photographer and film maker shares a kiss with her beloved.

Bo and Lauren, Lost Girl

Callie and Arizona, Grey's Anatomy

Shay, Chicago Fire

Sophie and Sian, Coronation Street

Gay and Cute, Tumblr.

Karma and Amy, Faking It

Blaine and Kurt, Glee

Santana and Brittany, Glee

Cameron and Mitchell, Modern Family

Piper and Alex, Orange is the new black

Cosima and Delphine, Orphan Black

Ashley and Spencer, South of Nowhere

Stef and Lena, The Fosters

Marissa and Alex, The OC

Adorable Lesbian Couples, Tumblr.

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