Blogger Constance Hall has opened up about her sex life in a frank and honest post about her most recent sexual encounter.
Constance straight up told her Instagram followers on Friday that she “had sex this morning”.
However, the Perth mum-of-four didn’t make the statement to brag, adding that it was “the first time in two months” that she and her husband Bill had done the deed.
In the caption accompanying a photo of the pair, Constance explained their lack of sexual activity was because the couple had been bickering recently, but also because, ahem, self-love was just a little easier to give.
We had sex this morning. It was the first time in 2 months. Bill and I have been bickering for over 2 months.. and lets be honest, most nights it’s easier to just have a wank. This morning however finally we weren’t resentful, Bill was being kind. Kindness is so sexy. So I decided to give him some Queen love and now we are all over each other again. Because I am the worlds best shag? No. because we took 3 minutes out of our lives to show each other that we give a fuck. #kindnessisking #loveyourqueen Have sex today ????
“Bill and I have been bickering for over two months.. and let’s be honest, most nights it’s easier to just have a wank,” she wrote.
Constance didn’t expand on the cause of the bickering, although in August she and Bill almost separated, but did add that the drought had broken because the pair were no longer resentful.
“Bill was being kind. Kindness is so sexy. So I decided to give him some Queen love and now we are all over each other again.”
She suggested that they rekindled their spark because took the time to have sex.
“Because I am the worlds best shag?” she wrote. “No. because we took three minutes out of our lives to show each other that we give a f-ck.”
I tried to be sexy for Bill yesterday, we were child free for 3 minutes, I put on some leopard print undies, shaved my armpits and waited for him to come into my room and seduce me. Unfortunately for me, he walked in, took one look at me and lost his shit laughing. He thought it was a joke…. And just before I got offended I lost my shit laughing too. Laughter is sexy enough for me ????????????????????????