Colombia. You guys. Seriously.

Is this actually the uniform you chose for your national women’s cycling team? Did nobody, at any point along the way, express any reservations about this… choice? Did this really sail through the early design stages and make it all the way to the podium without anybody noticing anything?

Oh, Colombia. Colombia, Colombia, Colombia.

Memo for next time: A flesh-coloured strip across the upper legs and lower torso is probably a bad choice.